Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Clearly I love blogging!

Wow I last posted in this thing in like, August. And in my last post's wake is at least 10 abandoned drafts on various topics that I started writing and then got bored so that was the end of that. I guess it's a damn good thing I didn't pursue journalism in the end!

So I guess it's time to update for all my fans out there (all -2.4 of you).

About a year and a half ago I reviewed the always delightful MuchMusic countdown. Then about 6 months later I tried to do the same with Billboard and failed as a knew none of the songs. Well. We're in luck popular music fans! Because I get to listen to the utterly fantastic commercial radio stations in my city at work now, I know ALL KINDS of new songs! Aren't you excited to hear what I think about them. No? Too fucking bad. I am gonna tell you anyway.

BILLBOARD TOP 10 FOR THE WEEK OF MARCH 03, 2008!!!!!

1. Flo Rida feat T-Pain - "Low"

Never heard it but if T-Pain is involved then it can only be an amazing work of art comparable to a hip-hop Beethoven symphony.

2. Chris Brown- "With You"

Damn, that kid can dance! Love him, his music not so much.

3. Rihanna- "Don't Stop the Music"

Catchy enough, I guess. Dunno what a "mumma say mumma sa muuuu mop po sop" is though.

4. Sara Bareilles- "Love Song"

No idea. I've probably heard it and it probably sucks.

5.Alicia Keys- "No One"

No one. No one. No oooooooonnne is as annoying as youuuuuu.

6. Timbaland Featuring OneRepublic - "Apologize"

I don't get why the song is credited like this. This is not how these things work. It's not "Bob Rock featuring Metallica- Enter Sandman" or 'Rick Rubin featuring Johnny Cash- Hurt" so what the fuck, man? Oh and by the way, this song sucks ass.

7.Snoop Dogg- "Sensual Seduction"

Snoop: when did you turn into Barry White?

8.Sean Kingston- "Take You There"

Gross. Oh and what is with you assuming I'm short? And where are you gonna take me, exactly?

9. Webbie, Lil' Phat & Lil' Boosie- "Independent"

The modern day Little Rascals. (P.S. no idea what this song is)

10. Buckcherry- Sorry

You better fuckin' be sorry.


The state of modern music scares me, I mean, IT'S AWESOME!!!!