Wow I last posted in this thing in like, August. And in my last post's wake is at least 10 abandoned drafts on various topics that I started writing and then got bored so that was the end of that. I guess it's a damn good thing I didn't pursue journalism in the end!
So I guess it's time to update for all my fans out there (all -2.4 of you).
About a year and a half ago I reviewed the always delightful MuchMusic countdown. Then about 6 months later I tried to do the same with Billboard and failed as a knew none of the songs. Well. We're in luck popular music fans! Because I get to listen to the utterly fantastic commercial radio stations in my city at work now, I know ALL KINDS of new songs! Aren't you excited to hear what I think about them. No? Too fucking bad. I am gonna tell you anyway.
BILLBOARD TOP 10 FOR THE WEEK OF MARCH 03, 2008!!!!!
1. Flo Rida feat T-Pain - "Low"
Never heard it but if T-Pain is involved then it can only be an amazing work of art comparable to a hip-hop Beethoven symphony.
2. Chris Brown- "With You"
Damn, that kid can dance! Love him, his music not so much.
3. Rihanna- "Don't Stop the Music"
Catchy enough, I guess. Dunno what a "mumma say mumma sa muuuu mop po sop" is though.
4. Sara Bareilles- "Love Song"
No idea. I've probably heard it and it probably sucks.
5.Alicia Keys- "No One"
No one. No one. No oooooooonnne is as annoying as youuuuuu.
6. Timbaland Featuring OneRepublic - "Apologize"
I don't get why the song is credited like this. This is not how these things work. It's not "Bob Rock featuring Metallica- Enter Sandman" or 'Rick Rubin featuring Johnny Cash- Hurt" so what the fuck, man? Oh and by the way, this song sucks ass.
7.Snoop Dogg- "Sensual Seduction"
Snoop: when did you turn into Barry White?
8.Sean Kingston- "Take You There"
Gross. Oh and what is with you assuming I'm short? And where are you gonna take me, exactly?
9. Webbie, Lil' Phat & Lil' Boosie- "Independent"
The modern day Little Rascals. (P.S. no idea what this song is)
10. Buckcherry- Sorry
You better fuckin' be sorry.
The state of modern music scares me, I mean, IT'S AWESOME!!!!
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
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