Sunday, July 06, 2008

Fun with Mystery CDs

So, I work at a Car Rental company part time. People leave a lot of things in cars that they never come and claim, especially CDs. Today it was my task to clean out the lost and found and throw out things we couldn't possibly trace or return to people. In the lost and found there were many many unclaimed burnt CDs. So I figured hey, this could be a fun blog entry/series so I took them home with me.

So instead of embarrassing myself, I will embarrass strangers by revealing what is on some of these mystery CDs. And who knows? Maybe I will find something good. It could happen.

I haven't listened to any of these CDs. Each one I analyze will mark my first listen. If I do not know a song I will do my best to figure out what it is (gotta love Google).

CD #1: Unlabeled Ridata(never heard of it) CD-R

Track 1: Umm no idea what this. Great start. Enlisting Google. Ok apparently it's Aly & AJ - "Potential Break Up Song" and it's terrible. Moving on.

2: Britney Spears - "Piece of Me"
I shamefully admit to sorta enjoying this song. Whoops. Anyway, so far I am guessing a girl made this cd...

3: No clue. Terrible sound quality. Google says this is Rooster - "Staring at the Sun". This is so generic. No idea who Rooster is but eww.

4: Yay more generic fun. Somebody covering "I Melt with You" very terribly. Oh appears to be Bowling For Soup. What a dumb name for a band.

5: Man this person is all over the generic map. Oh it's that apple bottom jeans song. I think it's called "Low" or something. if I was drunk I would probably dance my ass off because I know this one and when I am in that kind of mood that's all that is required.

6: Another generic rock song that sucks. Apparently it's more Bowling for Soup. A song called "Punk Rock 101". I am disgusted. I kinda want to cry.

7: Sappy crap. God I can't make out what this dude (?) is saying so I can google it...Oh ok so THIS is the Jonas Brothers. Appalling. I honestly thought it was Shania Twain at first hahah.

8: More sappy crap. Sounds kinda familiar though...Google says it is Elliott Yamin- "Wait For You". Thrilling.

9: Glockenspiel? Omg this person has the worst chipmunk voice ever! Apparently this is by someone called 1st Lady and it's called "Never Be Replaced" God this is SO BAD. If you want your ears to bleed listen to this.

10: Oh now we've got something with a little country flavour. It's called "Our Song" by Taylor Swift. It sucks.

11: Another slow jam? Geez. I know this one! Well I've heard it before anyway. Oh more Taylor Swift "Teardrops on my Guitar". She really needs to suck it up and stop wallowing. It's unattractive.

12:God I hope the next CD is better. Or more interesting even. This song is more of the same. Potentially more Taylor Swift? Let's find out. Yup I am right. "Come in With the Rain"

13: Oh god this sounds like soft rock from the 80s with a country voice. Oh this is such sap. I am gagging. "Good Morning Beautiful Day". Potentially by Keith Urban. Google isn't sure.

14: More slow jams? Good god. Rascal Flatts - "What Hurts the Most" Puke.

15: Last song! Yay! And as expected it sucks. More Rascal Flatts.


Well that was terrible. I think I was right in assuming a girl made that CD though. Or a very emotional man? I don't wanna know actually...

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