Random series of rants.

Ugh.
Do you know what's lame??
Nerd wannabes.

Personally, I have absolutely nothing against full-fledged nerds. Sure you're super into Star Wars but you still have some social skills. That's cool with me. I ain't gonna watch it with ya but I can respect it. Or say you're really into philosophy. I can respect that too. Don't expect me to have any clue what the hell you are talking about, but I can smile and nod. I go to King's, I'm used to it.

What I CAN'T respect are those people who go on and on about how nerdy they are. Especially when they actually aren't nerdy, they are just idiots. Say, for example, someone is really into Weezer and thinks punctuation is cool. That's not especially nerdy just kinda sad. Wannabe nerds also tend to use unnecessarily big words in long successions for absolutely no reason. Wow, I am so impressed. Awesome, you own a dictionary. I also have one of those.


I also really can't stand mainstream "urban" fashion.

-Ok, first of all. Sideways hats are not cool. They make you look like you look like a complete and utter doofus. I will automatically think you don't know basic math or how to form a proper sentence. NO EXCEPTIONS.
-I also really hate when people wear clothing that makes them look like a brick wall. As in, they are covered in graffiti. I know if somebody came up to me with a can of spray paint I wouldn't just stand there, I'd kick them, then I would run away. I have no interest in being tagged, thanks.
-Men shouldn't wear pink. I love pink, but not on anything with a penis.
-And finally, if your pants are so big that your ass is completely exposed, buy a belt.


You know what else I hate? My fucking shower. It either decides to scald me or shoot incredibly freezing cold water on my back. Really depends on the day, I think my shower has a severe case of permanent PMS.