Room Raiders!

I was just thinking about what would happen if I ended up on one of MTV's stupid reality shows.

Like for instance, Room Raiders.
Room Raiders is a show where someone goes into 3 rooms of 3 people they don't know to snoop. They don't meet the people beforehand and all photos of the person in the room are covered. The person snooping then has to choose the person they would want to date based on their room. They then have come face to face with the three people and eliminate 2 of them based on their room (not knowing what room belongs to what person). Also the people are captured "spontaneously" so they don't get to clean their room before it is raided.

The snooper always makes the stupidest conclusions about the people based on the stuff in their rooms. It made me wonder what people would conclude about me based on my room.

It would obviously depend on what day of the week they chose to raid my room. My room is usually a disaster by Tuesday because my life gets crazy during the week. However it is much more tidy on the weekends when I have time to pick up my clothes.

So let's assume this guy decided to raid my room on Saturday.

Well I have a nicely organized cd tower so he would probably conclude good things from that, like she likes music that is good (The people on this show are not very smart). He'd probably pick one random cd of my rack that he likes and decide we like the same music and that is cool (most likely one of the like, 4 rap cds I have).

Next he would get to my dresser and conclude I am down to earth because I don't have too many products on my dresser (this is because I keep them in the bathroom). He would say he likes that because guys on these shows always like to pretend they like down to earth girls. Inevitably he would go for my underwear drawer next. That might be interesting. He will most likely be quite scandalized. I once saw a guy on this show freak over a C cup bra. I am a DD. I also own some pretty sexy underwear. And I have a, ahem, little friend...well not so little. So yeah they would most likely conclude that I am obviously some crazy sexpot. Just because a girl knows what she wants it doesn't make her easy, just saying.

There is not much of note in my closet. A bunch of clothes and shoes. He'd probably make something of the blonde wig I have from Halloween. On these shows they seem to forget that people celebrate Halloween and think that a crazy wig equals weird hobbies. My bed is also rather unexciting, it's decently comfortable and clean. He'd go through the whole bed test of course.

In my bookshelf I have a bizarre selection of books. I don't know what someone on this show would conclude from that, probably that I am intellectual and introspective because I own books and can read. I also have movies, laundry stuff, a scale and baskets with random shit in them on my shelf. They would conclude that I am obsessed with my weight because I have a scale visible nevermind the fact that I never ever use it. I don't know what they would think of my movies because I have a very eclectic collection. Like the cds he'd just pick one he liked and be like she likes movies that is cool.

Finally there's my desk which is kinda messy. They would probably conclude that I am disorganized which I am not, I am just unable to keep a neat desk.


So would he choose me? Probably not. I don't have any sports stuff in my room.