Another waste of internet space

So this is my new blog. Livejournal just hasn't really been doing it for me lately. So since it is the dawn of a new era (or something), I figured it was time for a new blog. Also, I am bored. I'll probably still post my daily exploits on LJ but maybe not...we'll see.
Lately I have been so bored. I spend my days sleeping in ridiculously late and on the computer most of the time since the weather has been so bad. If the weather was nice I would go on lots of walks. Oh well, it's time to jump back into studying again. Which won't be so bad. I'll study for Modern American Culture by watching Pulp Fiction and glancing over my notes. That class was so fucking lame anyway, but I sure ain't complaining. Youth Culture will be fun to study for so yeah. Good times.
UGH this is so boring. Alright I'll find something to write about.
Well since I spend my days emersed in celebrity gossip blogs and Yarmouth related drama I will talk about that. Or attempt to and see how interesting it is.
So, Katie Holmes finally had her alien baby. Giving it a name like Suri really doesn't dispel the alien rumours, as (to me at least) it sounds kinda alien-like. Also, I know it probably means something pretty in some other culture but you guys are AMERICANS. Americans named Tom and Katie no less, why the hell does your baby need some exotic name that you had to research the meaning of. It's like that trend of North Americans getting tattoos in Chinese a few years back. Sure someone told you your tattoo means "serenity" or some shit but maybe it really means something completely different. I'd love to hear about someone actually going to China one of these days and getting laughed at randomly on the street because their tattoo they thought meant "serenity" actually means "shithead". That would totally make my day.
Another thing that annoys/disturbs me is the amount of teenage girls/ women in their twenties who worship Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Sure, they are kinda fascinating in a fucked up way but more in a car crash sense. Paris is the biggest fucking moron on the planet. She's an idiot, she's ugly and despite having tons of money she can't even dress herself. I mean sure if I was famous for nothing I'd probably have a cocky attitude too but I would hope that I would at least have a basic high school knowledge of the world. Jesus. Nicole Richie is slightly better. At least she seems to have a bit of a brain. But she's gotten so skinny lately that it makes it difficult to look at her. She has cleaned up a bit since the first Simple Life. In some ways no longer being Paris's friend has really helped her. She no longer dresses like a hooker (I like colour but come the fuck on) and looks decent most of the time, aside from her weight. Regardless, this doesn't mean she should be your idol. I actually know women in their early 20s who idolize Nicole Richie. Why? What has she done? I've seen her on a reality show and in pictures on celebrity gossip blogs walking around and shopping day after day. I guess that's "the life"? I dunno I would be bored to tears. No wonder she's become so thin, she has nothing else to do.
Yup this is already way long and I hope it will get better with time. I promise not to create another blog where I update people on what I ate for supper that day (unless I ate something really fucking cool).